16 Aug 12

Laundry News-Alert

Stain on turban – Manmohan sues RoyalClean.

 

In a startling development, Shri Anand Sharma, the Union Textiles Minister held a late night press conference where he confirmed that RoyalClean, the oldest dry-cleaning shop in Delhi, was being sued for an undisclosed amount in damages.

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02 Jul 12

Es-chewing The Fat

Where have all the chunky monkeys on the telly gone?

 

For months now, I’ve been on the lookout for a fat news anchor. Without luck.

I have come across fat anchors, admittedly (most of them anchor food shows – it almost seems like a prerequisite).

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29 May 12

To Kill a Mocking Bug

Haarmaan Lee’s mystery thriller starring gangster bug NDM-1 and his moll, E Kohli.

Inspector Chaubey dislodged a dhania seed from his molar with the sharp-end of a matchstick. He narrowed his eyes and gave the suspect sitting across the interrogation table an almighty stare.

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26 May 12

The Laughing Buddhu

The trials and tribulations of being an original wit.

A sense of humour is no laughing matter. This sounds too much of a well worn- out aphorism to have originated from my keyboard, I fear. But, damn it, must I Google every funny and clever little thing I come up with, just to make sure some smart Alec hasn’t thought of it before and exhausted all available plaudits for it?

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